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and a joke

July 9th, 2006 (05:14 pm)

A husband got into trouble with his wife for forgetting their
wedding anniversary. The wife angrily told him, "There better be
something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 160 in five seconds
flat, by tomorrow morning!" The next morning, the wife found a
small package laying in the driveway. She opened it, and found a
bathroom scale!

The visiting hours are limited at the hospital where the husband is,
due to the extent of the injuries.

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Posted by: who me? (sunnylioness)
Posted at: July 10th, 2006 03:06 am (UTC)
beaker

Didn't realize he had gone in to the hospital. Hope things are going OK.

The joke is great! Got the husband to laugh out loud. ;-)

Posted by: WíthôútäNét (withoutanet)
Posted at: July 11th, 2006 02:25 am (UTC)
that bit about the hospital is the punchline. ha.

noone i know is in the hospital...
though we are moving closer and closer to it.
*cringes*
as long as we live, i'll be all right.

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