and a joke
A husband got into trouble with his wife for forgetting their
wedding anniversary. The wife angrily told him, "There better be
something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 160 in five seconds
flat, by tomorrow morning!" The next morning, the wife found a
small package laying in the driveway. She opened it, and found a
The visiting hours are limited at the hospital where the husband is,
due to the extent of the injuries.